~ i wanna be yours ~

Save me Barry

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I’m a screw up. And I plan to be a screw up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties.

(via theclocktickslifeaway)

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(via bigman13ks)

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via stop-talking-to-me-you-are-haram)